stonersolo:

han ‘lives on totinos’ solo and lando ‘doesnt remember to drink anything and then chugs 5 water bottles at once’ calrissian got divorced becus the literally could not thrive as human beings when they coexisted,,,, they once spent a straight week playing video games and eating nothing but cheeto puffs and orange soda and they only stopped when chewie psychically removed han from the situation. neither realized it had been a week.