aries: captain kirk’s ripped shirts

taurus: KHAAAAAAN!

gemini: mirror-verse spock’s goatee

cancer: ode to spot, a poem about data’s cat

leo: chekov’s hair

virgo: picard memes

libra: vulcan salute

scorpio: the concept of pon farr

sagittarius: boldly going where no one has gone before

capricorn: spock holding a black cat

aquarius: i’m a doctor, not a ______

pisces: an overwhelming number of tribbles