sometimes I have the audacity to think “wow, I don’t think I could get any gayer, I have hit maximum homosexual capacity” and then I see one (1) cute girl and it’s like suddenly being aware of a new spacial dimension that’s been there the whole time, it’s like being slapped in the face and I can see six new colors that humans don’t have names for, it’s like I’ve been asleep for years and sappho herself is violently shaking me awake and my first coherent thought with any modicum of clarity is “holy fuck I am so gay”
rinse, repeat
| Via: prisonhannibal |
