quoth-the-ravenclaw:

bnq:

totalspiffage:

If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

To boldly bone, where no man has boned before. These are the voyages of the Starship Entercourse.

The Final Fucktier