ok so i went to the library today and i stumbled upon this book and its the best thing ever

it’s called l’empire du pire (like a pun between the worse of the worse and empire in french) and kylo is called Kyshlo Ren which again is a french pun with the word Quiche Lorraine (note that calling someone a quiche in french is like calling him a dumbass) 

“The Force Awakens”

“The Red Star”

“i’m going to take the “Dark Kids Menu” with french fries”

and the backcover:

“To Do list: 1) Kill dad 2) become as cool as grandpa 3) Buy anti acne cream”

SO yeah i had a good laugh and wanted to share