ok so i went to the library today and i stumbled upon this book and its the best thing ever
it’s called l’empire du pire (like a pun between the worse of the worse and empire in french) and kylo is called Kyshlo Ren which again is a french pun with the word Quiche Lorraine (note that calling someone a quiche in french is like calling him a dumbass)
“The Force Awakens”
“The Red Star”
“i’m going to take the “Dark Kids Menu” with french fries”
and the backcover:
“To Do list: 1) Kill dad 2) become as cool as grandpa 3) Buy anti acne cream”
