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The Silmarillion taught me that if you go to a party, your house will get robbed and your father will die, or maybe the entire continent will suffer a blackout.

meaninglessprose

The Hobbit: leave home, you get declared dead, all your stuff is auctioned off.

the Lord of the Rings: leave home, your home town is wrecked by bad guys.