Sauron’s life stages as wolf pupy tweets
Lieutenant of Angband: i don’t disagree with satan’s core policies i just feel i would do a better job
Thȗ: [david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature’s best animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years
Post-War of Wrath: if history has taught us anything i don’t plan to learn it
Annatar: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i don’t care
Tar-Mairon: at the end of the day whats important is not the enemies you’ve crushed and killed, it’s the gems, coins, and jewels you got from doing it
The Zigȗr: another wonderful blood ritual, looks like the satan has done it again. thank you to everyone who was killed
Post-Númenor: if people would just stop constantly betraying me it would cut the amount of time i spend on revenge in half
The Necromancer: had to downgrade from the skull throne to an inflatable chair filled with blood, it sucks.
Lord of Mordor: i can’t be bothered justifying my actions any more
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