draeneis:

draeneis:

hm.. just found out that people tried curing rheumatism by sitting in the carcass of dead whales for 30 hours.. i’m going to go back to bed now

someone: haha i can’t believe you actually just stayed in that whale carcass all day

me realizing i just spent all of my 1800′s money and smell like a corpse: uh.. not only is my rheumatism gone but i can also read minds and lift entire horses.. i also fuck like a god

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