Maedhros probably spent his time dangling off that mountain coming up with creative curse words and swear combinations to express how deeply his loathing of Morgoth and Sauron went
tagged as #maedhros is the master of unbroken strings of invective that last upwards of five minutes#he can curse out morgoth in five languages#(quenya sindarin proto-westron valarin and black speech)#he gets back and routinely astonishes people with his unparalleled grasp of profanity#those two words put together should not work but somehow they do#maedhros can spend a pleasant half hour describing in painstaking detail#the structural flaws and shoddy workmanship of angband’s architecture#and the degeneracy of its occupants#maglor is taking notes bc this is Poetry#the twins learn how to curse from him and it’s fuckn uncanny#galadriel had a heart attack when her son-in-law came to visit and stubbed his toe
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