captainsnoop:

some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic! 

me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*

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