systemshocker:

seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

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