lorde: do you have creme eggs?

server: ma’am it’s july

lorde: oh okay onion rings then?

dua lipa: i should get the rainbow flavour and then pretend to share it with a skinny conventionally pretty girl to trick the gays into listening to my music

janelle monae: yes i would like two scoops of strawberry please. the pink represents the colour of pussy, which i actually have experience in eating, unlike some of us here :) #sexuallyliberated #androidrevolution

grimes (walking in on her hands, followed by marina and lana): OOHSUEKKK One Banana GRAVEL Chip ICE CREAM Served Straight Onto My HandFeet PLEASE

marina: oh… hi there dua. janelle, ella… i didn’t know this was your spot too

lana: ooOOOoohhHH good afternoOn mr ice cream daddy… do you have any nicotine or cocaine flavours in today?

server: uh,

grimes: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA

lana: oOOh NeverMind mister all american i will have a shake of CHERRIES and chocolate and diamonds… everything….. ameeeriicaaan DrEEaaam

marina: what’s my latest persona again? OH yes i would like your triple berry and your mango sorbet thank you :) froot!

fka twigs, appearing in a cloud of black smoke: s-s-s-sir i would like a scoop of…. a flavour o-o-of OOOOOH BLOOD

rihanna: can i PLEASE just get a scoop of chocolate