insults i learned from wuthering heights

terpsikeraunos:

• he’s such a cobweb, a pinch would annihilate him
  
• cockatrice
  
• I’d rather be hugged by a snake
  
• by chance, you’ve managed tolerably
  
• pitiful changeling
  
• it is not poisoned, though I prepared it
  
• don’t degrade yourself into an abject reptile
  
• thou saucy witch