listen i know us tolkien fans don’t always see eye to eye but the one thing i think we can all agree on is that middle-earth would have been infinitely better if they’d had vine
melkor: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstater to put him down
melkor: the benefits of killing him are i would get pushed way less
legolas: i saw you hanging out with kili yesterday!
tauriel: legolas it’s - it’s not what you think!
legolas, drawing his bow: i won’t hesitate, bitch!
pippin: merry look it’s the good kush
merry: this is orthanc, how good can it be?
frodo, casting the ring into the fire: this bitch EMPTY! YEET
| Via: manywinged |
