no offence but when is star trek fashion going to become the new trend. when am i going to be able to wear a barely-there miniskirt that only just reaches my upper thigh and a tastefully ripped shirt in a pussy popping shade of command gold. when will i be able to exercise in the glittery holochromatic silver jumpsuit of my dreams. who’s going to take one for the team and design the collection that boldly goes where no fashion designer has gone before.
some suggestions:
dance instructor into soft bondage
exquisitely agonizing 90s-futuristic jumpsuits
everything from the way to eden but especially this, which to be honest isn’t far off from some stuff i’ve seen at h&m
dominatrix meets tina turner in thunderdome meets ritual combat
recent widow who owns a lot of exotic, illegal birds
the metallic stretch fabric says fun, the full-body harness says danger, the headband says aerobics instructor
twink
new ask meme: tell me which one of these iconic outfits you think i’d look best in