jenboat:

jenboat:

I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”

Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures

Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty