into darkness had absolutely NO business being so forgettably mediocre and then coming out of the left field with That Scene™ (you know what i’m talking about) and making us all bust an emotional nut in the cinema back in 2013 and i fully intend to sue jj abrams for damages once i return to some form of functionality and contact my lawyer
scotty: the warp core’s misaligned and we can’t fix it because the radiation would kill us
me, having already watched the wrath of khan and knowing full well what’s coming next: hoe…don’t do it…
jim: *knocks scotty out and enters the warp core chamber*
me: