me: *rocks up at Maccas*
counter bloke: oi mate what ya want ay
me: hmmm… what should i bloody get. ol mate chrazza, fuck should i order?
ol mate chrazza: get the fuckin whopper deal bigfella. you’ll need the strength to wrestle crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously
me: aw fuck yea dickheads right as usual
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