listen. i know tumblr is unlikely to last another three years, let alone three centuries, but please consider: the ds9 crew using Space Tumblr™
sisko: positivity posts about how much he loves his wife and kids. censors curse words in case his younger followers see them. has a social justice/political discussion sideblog with far more followers than his main, much to his indignation.
jadzia: tumblr famous, and actually deserves it. genuinely funny and nice as hell. her selfies always get millions of notes because she’s stunning and looks kind of like she could crush you with her pinky finger.
worf: warriormale
kira: runs a social justice blog with tens of thousands of followers. will not hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. has forced people to delete with a single scathing comment about their bio.
bashir: blog is a mixed bag of inexplicably funny shitposts, tacky aesthetics, fake-deep literary quotes and cryptic, emotional vent posts he deletes five minutes after posting. links to his space tinder in bio. annoyingly horny on main.
o'brien: generic humour blog with little to no original content. doesn’t really use it for anything except messaging. less and less active now that he upgraded to space discord.
garak: runs a fashion/aesthetic blog, but somehow involved in more drama than every other station member combined. has a folder with thousands of screenshots saved on a data rod, just in case he ever needs pull up receipts.
odo: discourse blog, lives for drama, remembers that embarassing post you made three years ago and archived it just in case.
dukat: “anti-sjw. pro-egaletarian. i’m everything that tumblr hates. are u triggered yet? kek ;)” red and black blog theme. claims to be tumblr famous but half his follower count is hate follows and porn bots. calls women “females”. 90% of the Discourse can be traced back to him.
quark: constantly mistaken for a spambot. tries to sell you bitcoin.
| Via: jimkerk |
