if i was a member of the x-men i’d deliberately give myself a misleading superhero name to give me a surprise advantage against my enemies
“we have you now, magnet man! this entire facility, our weapons and all our gear are made of plastic, so your metal-manipulating powers are useless!”
“actually, they call me magnet man because i release a chemical that makes anyone in a 100-meter radius wildly attracted to me”
“what the hell are you talking ab- heyyy, gorgeous…”
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