itsthighnoon:

muckkles:

itsthighnoon:

me, a stupid monsterfucker, @ my DM: hey is this monster god my gay elf sold his soul to romanceable? is that like a thing?

my DM, who unfortunately lives with the knowledge that im a monsterfucker and shouldve expected this eventually:

im going to kill ur character by him not being able to handle god dick

if thats how he goes thats how he goes and its (literally) in gods hands now