me, a stupid monsterfucker, @ my DM: hey is this monster god my gay elf sold his soul to romanceable? is that like a thing?
my DM, who unfortunately lives with the knowledge that im a monsterfucker and shouldve expected this eventually:
im going to kill ur character by him not being able to handle god dick
if thats how he goes thats how he goes and its (literally) in gods hands now