slightmood:

me @ god: today is a new day :) maybe for once i uhh , don’t have to be a nervous and incoherent fuck? :3

me: *goes to the pet store to get more fish food*

employee: hi what can i help you with toda-

me: alaskan! fuckin! bull worm! hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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