chris pratt: liked by republicans and ur neoliberal 20-30 something cousins who share videos of cops dancing at pride

chris evans: liked by every straight girl you went to high school with who runs a fandom blog and fetishizes m/m

chris pine: adored by lesbians  #Lesbiansforchrispine

chris hemsworth: adored by wuhluhwuh and your straight friend who goes to pride with you and doesn’t get weird abt it