getinthefuckingjaeger:

wildandwild:

ACTUAL LONG-SUFFERING SINGLE DAD CHRISTOPHER PIKE

Dude.

Like if Christopher Pike was around, can you imagine the shit he has to deal with from the brass? Like every two days or so he’ll have someone bursting through his office door going “TF ARE YOUR KIDS DOING, PIKE” and at one point he’ll probably go “Hell if I know so long as no one’s dead”