froggays:

HERE ARE MY TIPS FOR LIFE:

1. BE UGLY. BE UNIRONICALLY UGLY AND UNIRONICALLY LOVE AND BASK IN YOUR UGLINESS.

2. SHAVE YOUR HEAD OR PART OF YOUR HEAD AT LEAST ONCE.

3. FIND BAD MUSIC. LISTEN TO IT. LOVE IT UNIRONICALLY.

4. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO INDULGE IN HEDONISTIC DESIRES. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO DO THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN AND YOU LIKE THEM. THERE DOESNT NEED A PURPOSE TO ANYTHING YOU DO. THE ONLY PAYOFF YOU NEED IS YOUR OWN HAPPINESS. IT PAYS TO GET NAKED AND BLAST CURRENT 93 IN THE WOODS NOT BECAUSE ITS GENUINELY BENEFICIAL BUT JUST BECAUSE ITS FUN AND I LIKE TO DO IT.

AND LASTLY

5. BE GAY.

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