Sometimes i think shit like “change your last name to Brightside and then if you get married to a dude you’d be Mr. and Mr. Brightside” and wonder if this is truly who I am at my core
*you go to the ER with a broken bone*
The millennial doctor: Ah Mr. Brightsi- I’ll be right back
The millennial doctor, whispering to the other millennial doctors: I shit you not, his name is Mr. Brightside
…yeah that’s who i’m trying to be