there’s something so funny about the phrase “my good bitch”
like, you could just call them a bitch and be done with it, get to the point, let them know where they stand, but there’s some real satisfying chaotic evil energy in prefacing it with “my good” as if you’re about to deliver a compliment, only to do a complete 180 and drop-kick them with a cold hard dose of condescension and betrayal