star trek characters as john mulaney quotes: ds9 edition
sisko: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
jadzia: “I quit drinking because I used to drink too much and I would black out and I would ‘ruin parties.’”
kira: “I yelled 'FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!’ And everyone else joined in.”
bashir: “My vibe is more like, 'Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you.’”
worf: “I love saying 'My wife,’ it sounds so adult. 'That’s my wife.’ It’s great, you sound like a person.”
odo: “I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here.”
o'brien: “I don’t look older, I just look worse.”
ezri: “I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”
garak: “Hey do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”
d*kat: “And then I said, 'No,’ you know, like a liar.”
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