neenya:

“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.”

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film 

fic by alwaysalreadyangry, eleveninches, febricant, hellotailor, and morgan-leigh; art by neenya

15,663 notesReblogged at 02:55pm, 07/22/18
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Tags: ▪i read this fic years ago and its genuinely one of the funniest things ever made▪captain america
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