Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.
Player: I’M GONNA TURN INTO A CATFISH SO I CAN CATFISH THE CATFISH. :D
DM: YOU GET CATFISH HERPES AND DIE.
Video voice-over: Truly sinister.
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