customer: ooh its a bit nippy outside today isnt it???
me whos been sitting in the same position for 4 hours straight directly under the air con fan without barely moving:
customer: i know there isnt a customer toilet here but can i please use the staff ones im busting
me whos been holding in my need to piss since i clocked in at fuck o'clock in the AM:
customer: i dont have ID but can you please write me off just this once im over 18 i swear
me:
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