worldsworstfather:

“after the testing is over and we find the rat who did this, we will all celebrate with drinks and appetizers” is the funniest sentence ever published on the internet

me as a detective investigating a murder in a noir film: after the case is closed and we find the rat who did this… *takes long drag from my cigar and knocks back another shot of whiskey* party at my place

248 notesReblogged at 11:13am, 12/11/18
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Tags: ▪alcohol cw
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