barduils:

i know it’s not actually funny at all but there’s something quite amusing to me about the fact that while all the other races in middle-earth go power-crazy and develop god complexes as soon as they lay eyes on the ring, hobbits don’t really have those delusions of grandeur for the most part so they just go a little feral

smeagol setting his hand on the ring: hhyujhuuugggghmgnggnuggrrrrrrr *loses all domestication*