so many things about tolkien’s mythos are just unintentionally hilarious to me but absolutely nothing beats the fact that elves are canonically such drama queens that they can literally waste away and die if they experience a strong negative emotion
mortal: hey, what’s up man? i haven’t seen you around for a few months, so i thought i’d check in, see how you’re doing, you know-
elf:

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