generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

relatable vampires

human: why don’t you just come in? oh, right, you’re a vampire, you have to be invited. sorry, i forgot.

vampire: that’s actually just a myth. i don’t need an invitation to enter your home, but i have anxiety, so i always feel like i should wait for your permission.

human: so, you sleep in all day because you’re nocturnal, right?

vampire: oh i can go out whenever i like. i just don’t want to get up.

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