phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

We should talk more about what a dick move it is to name horror movie villains regular-ass people names.

Michael Meyers? Dick move. How many thousands of Mr. Michael Meyers are out there every day meeting people going “Ope! Haha Michael Meyers! Oh just don’t kill me! Haha.” Shut up. Meyers et al should kill you, and John Carpenter for causing this.

You know who did this right? Thomas Harris. Named his villain just the right inconceivable combination of sounds. I don’t think there are any fucking Hannibal Lecters out there uncomfortably laughing off cannibal jokes in a job interview. And if there are, then I think they’ve got bigger problems coming from parents willing to name a squishy little baby Hannibal Fucking Lecter.

reply pointing out that being named for a slasher villain gives you the best chance of internet anonymity.ALT

“Hannibal Fucking Lecter, you were named after the best chance at achieving internet privacy in the digital age because all attempts to search for you will be buried beneath three decades worth of horror movie discourse and an unspeakable amount of Hannigram porn.”

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    We should talk more about what a dick move it is to name horror movie villains regular-ass people names.