afabbaeddel

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

zerofarad

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

jellyfish-rights

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

swoopingsilver

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

masochist-incarnate

We live in a socie-

jacketslut1

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

jacketslut1

I find the mushroom post :)

jacketslut1

sorry

sorry

jacketslut1

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

smolpocketmonstercoffee

@imfunnydamit

jottingprosaist

thesealfriend

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

scandalouswitch

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire