georgebbwbush:

me, dming a cute girl: omg you’re so funny and smart but like…i remember you tweeting something a while back about like, having raptorial forelimbs or some shit? you’re not like, a bug, are you? like obv it’s totally fine if you are but i just need to know

the horse-sized praying mantis on the other side of the screen: hahaha no omg…how the fuck would a bug even use a computer lmao

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