Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life?
Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*

So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking Reylo?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then he Mum finished with the classic line…

“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…

It was a great start to the day.

FUCKING LEGENDARY

I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE

IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!

i hope you choked on this

Why y’all be coming on here just to lie smh

So not only is this story fake. we supposed to be amazed at a fifty year old bitch telling off a child

its too early

If I’m on Tumblr at damn near middle age telling fake stories about my damn ship for notes, delete my blog

i’m literally having a stroke lmaooooo

This is honestly 100 times more believable than any “And then the whole bus clapped” story I’ve seen. And ya’ll mad about it.

Love it.

…nothing about this believable.

Why, because then folks would have to admit the radicalization and indoctrination of young people is a very real thing in the Far Left,  just as it is in the Far Right??

what

this whole post is a disaster top to bottom

iconic

i can’t believe this website exists