assassinationtipsforladies:

sockdrawerdemon:

licensetocannibalize:

backtosmallthings:

first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people’s teeth and he’ll see you for free.

Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are