manywinged:

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

john-silvers:

If we were able to take Nassau, if we are able to expose the illusion that England is not inevitable, if we are able to incite a revolt that spreads across the New World…then yeah, I imagine people are gonna notice.

slaughterlmao:

memewhore:

mihai-florescu:

fractangle:

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

unholyblissafterdark:

kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

fernacular:

When a centaur runs full speed what do they do with their arms i need to know for science

misskatelyndanger:

nunjournal:

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.