bimiraak:

Bigger elf ears means more room for piercings.

shiremaiden:

LOTR CHAPTERS: THE RETURN OF THE KING - Chapter Fifteen: The Steward and the King

   “Then you think that the Darkness is coming?” said Éowyn. “Darkness Unescapable?” And suddenly she drew close to him.
   “No,” said Faramir, looking into her face. “It was but a picture in the mind. I do not know what is happening. The reason of my waking mind tells me that great evil has befallen and we stand at the end of days. But my heart says nay; and all my limbs are light, and a hope and joy are come to me that no reason can deny. Éowyn, Éowyn, White Lady of Rohan, in this hour I do not believe that any darkness will endure!” And he stooped and kissed her brow.

omnomnomwisenom:

thecityofthefireflies:

Maedhros probably spent his time dangling off that mountain coming up with creative curse words and swear combinations to express how deeply his loathing of Morgoth and Sauron went

tagged as #maedhros is the master of unbroken strings of invective that last upwards of five minutes#he can curse out morgoth in five languages#(quenya sindarin proto-westron valarin and black speech)#he gets back and routinely astonishes people with his unparalleled grasp of profanity#those two words put together should not work but somehow they do#maedhros can spend a pleasant half hour describing in painstaking detail#the structural flaws and shoddy workmanship of angband’s architecture#and the degeneracy of its occupants#maglor is taking notes bc this is Poetry#the twins learn how to curse from him and it’s fuckn uncanny#galadriel had a heart attack when her son-in-law came to visit and stubbed his toe

wtnvgenerator:

look around you. teeth. look inside you. teeth. go to sleep. teeth. believe in a Smiling God. teeth. it is everything

killjoyboys:

nice…………nice

bpd-trichster:

I make a lot of pessimistic jokes but I really truly believe in getting better <3

marriagehoney:

If u listen closely u can hear the screams of a thousand ugly fuckboys crying over the fact that the Doctor is gonna be a woman.