validmogai:

orcsexual - sexual attraction only to Orcs from fantasy realms.

sauwuron:

melkor: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to -

mairon:

sauwuron:

lotr + the sexuality generator

bonus:

sauwuron:

i’ve been in bed all day but i can barely keep my eyes open

nerdqueenenterprise:

Ớ̧̳̯̭̭͙͕̝̼̟̗͚͖̻̪͇̺̤̙̠͓̞͆͑͗̀̾̒̾͋̓͆͊̀̔͂̎̉͋̃̂͛̍͜͝ẅ̧̛̛̖̪̯̥̪̫̪̳̥̮̺̖͓͈̮̫̟̬̗͚̫̖̊̇̂̆̂̏̒̇̒͑͗̂̆̒̈͆͆̚͝͠Ò̧̟̣͓͎̘̞͔̰͕̝̫͍̱̱͈̯͚̙̲͙̦̈́́̎̐̽̔̏̅́̌͛̎̈́̊̋̀̄̒͂́̕͝͝ͅ ̨̧̛̬̰̲̗̟͚̠͔̫̣̖̺̭̤̥̫̖̞͔͓͇͊̿̐͋̄́̿̃͂́̌͆̆͑̒̐̐̀̄̚͝͝w̨̜̺͈̥̺͔̠͕̲͖͉͍͚̭͖͙̗͔̳̩̦̅̈́̉̂̈́̿̈́͑̒̊̅͑̈̍͐̈̈́̔̾̀̕͘͘͜ḧ̢̥̞̹̫̟͍̳͔̣̘̱̥͍̟̘͍͙̺̞̫͇̬́̂̀̃͐̄́̋̆͆́̓̈́̀̓̈́͛̆̍͑̍́͑ą̢̡̛͔͍̤̰͖̜͕̺̭̩̟̖̱͓̰̯̝̥̪̀̋͊͋̉͛̓̊̌̔̀̏͑͆̐̾̾̅̏̕̚͜͠ẗ̡̢̡̢̛̬͖̙̯͓̥̝͈̠̜͉͙̣͓̲̺̱̳́̉̈́̐̏͗̌̀̀͗̆͑̈̾͛̓̍̎͑͘̚͝ͅ'̡̨̡̦͙̠̺̼͕̦̖͍̫̳͖̪͇͇̙̣͎̜͖̓̉̍̆̌̈́͂̈́̂̆̍͆̀̈̊͐̆͊̄̀̀̈́͘s̢̧̛̬͇̻͔̲͈̤̳͉̙͕̦͕̞̱̬̰̯̳̯̈̀̋̊͑͊̈́̏̑̾͐̈́̔̈́̀̔̓͌̄̑̚͜͝ ̨̧̛̜̮͓͖͕̣̺̝̹͇͕̤̥͇͈̠̩͖̲͈̦̇͐͐̽̄̅̔̌̄͂̊̏̈́͗̀̈̎̓̋̋͝͠t̡̧̢͖͇͍̮̳̣̗͉̙̫̝̳̘̙̙͇̟̍̓́̐̍̀́̃̇̃̈́͂̌̔̔͑̊̈́̃̊͂̈́́͜͜͜h̨̢̢̛̛̪͔̭̙͖̖͇̺̞̬̭̠͚͓̪̲͍̗̞̎̄͂͌̍̇̇̄͛͋͛̉̓̋̈́͐̈͐̕̚͜͝i̡̡̛̞̠̟̝͓̘͎̤̯̠̝̗͍̼̝̪͇͙̠͂̈́͊͗͗͆̆͋̃̀̒̈́͊͌͑̇̉̓̚̕͜͜͝͝s̡̧̪͚͎̟̰̩͖͇̪̼̥̬̩̠͎͉̮̖͗̂͑̏̄͗̀̓̈̌͊̽̽̓̍̄̆͛͆̚͜͜͠͝͝ͅ?̖̘̫̻̼̩͚͈̼̮̹̦͕̗̯̬̟̤̭̟̖͋̎̈̊̃̈́̄̈́̒̋̌͌̋̔̾̈́͐̍̈́̂̏̚͜͜͝

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