tucking your hair behind your ear so that more of your neck is exposed is like a “come hither” gesture for vampires

goththiddies:

the goal in life, as is i expect for anyone, is to fuck a vampire

viola-davis:

me recommending movies that will make me receive a “that was fucking horrible” text 2 hrs later

garashirs:

anyway sorry for being mean and gay

sike! i dont care

gaycaspian:

*bites into a lush bath bomb like it’s an apple*

midtown120blues:

midtown120blues:

Everyone clowned on Guillermo when he wanted to make a movie about a woman and a fish man now look at him.

now look at him.