manywinged:

i’ve been super stressed and overworked lately so i’ve been craving a cigarette really badly but i quit years ago and i don’t really want to buy a whole pack when i know i’ll only smoke one or two of them anyway, so instead whenever i feel like i can’t take it anymore i just vividly imagine myself taking a smoke break in my head and the crazy thing is it actually makes me feel better. i feel like the 4chan burger tulpa guy.

using my psionic powers to give myself a tasty little treat without succumbing to the weakneses of the flesh

i’ve been super stressed and overworked lately so i’ve been craving a cigarette really badly but i quit years ago and i don’t really want to buy a whole pack when i know i’ll only smoke one or two of them anyway, so instead whenever i feel like i can’t take it anymore i just vividly imagine myself taking a smoke break in my head and the crazy thing is it actually makes me feel better. i feel like the 4chan burger tulpa guy.

i can’t believe that there’s a movie about mothman with a handful of relatively well-known actors in the cast and it fucking sucks (← he just lost 2 hours of his life he’ll never get back to the mothman prophecies)

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

ALT

manywinged:

i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

guy who gets recommended a show because “[favorite character] is in it” and immediately starts tearing up and going “can we get him out? :’(”

idk if i can be bothered to watch the new season of the witcher show. however my friend jaskier is in there.

a bar in the underworld called gin and chthonic

manywinged:

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like “do you mind if i ask you for help with something?” and when i jokingly said “i don’t think you have much of a choice to be honest” he replied “we always have a choice” and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

ALT

it literally felt like this

*starts making out with you* *places the cursed artefact in your bag while you’re not looking*