manywinged:

Screenshot of notification text on a grey background which says "Download denied: Malicious object: not-a-virus:HEUR:A..."ALT

obsessed with the file name for this virus that tries to sneak into my hard drive every time i watch movies on my laptop in a totally legal manner

we’re just normal files. we’re just innocent files.

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Screenshot of notification text on a grey background which says "Download denied: Malicious object: not-a-virus:HEUR:A..."ALT

obsessed with the file name for this virus that tries to sneak into my hard drive every time i watch movies on my laptop in a totally legal manner

4,500 notesPosted at 07:35pm, 06/26/23

researching deaths caused by fireworks now and apparently one of the most common firework-related deaths is decapitation caused by looking into the mortar as the firework goes off. tragic and horrible way to die of course but another win for me, #1 death by decapitation injury enthusiast.

477 notesPosted at 03:09pm, 06/26/23

manywinged:

the second best thing about minecraft is that you can kill people with fireworks fired from a crossbow. the best thing about minecraft is that you can kill yourself with your own fireworks gun trying to do this if you’re not wearing armor with a high enough protection level.

The dril "so long suckers!" tweet, which has been edited to say "so long suckers! i fire my crossbow and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the cobblestone".ALT
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minor incovenience: happens

the urge to say β€œthis is my fault because i’m a bad person and you’re being punished for being associated with me. you should take out your frustration on me for this thing that is definitely within my personal ability to control.”:

The meme where Tom from Tom and Jerry sneaks through the door with am exaggeratedly devilish grin on his face.ALT
1,093 notesPosted at 11:08am, 06/26/23

← guy who enjoys graphic horror content without breaking a sweat but has a paranoid anxiety attack over the thought of people accusing him of things he has no intention of ever doing or getting involved in

674 notesPosted at 10:51am, 06/26/23

manywinged:

sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

Comment from @/cloudkermit that says "I think they call em nft's now".ALT

well i’m not doing that. they’re getting ghosts.

17,404 notesReblogged at 12:53am, 06/26/23
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sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

17,404 notesPosted at 12:40am, 06/26/23
A screenshot from the Black Mirror episode "Loch Henry". Pia, a short Black woman, and Davis, her taller boyfriend, stand in identical white forensic protective suits in the yard of an abandoned farmhous. Pia is wearing a tan brown backpack, and Davis a black backpack and head torch. There is a silver van in the background behind them. Davis is asking someone off camera "Could you do that a bit more quietly?"ALT
A screenshot from the Black Mirror episode "Loch Henry". Stuart, a round-faced man with a beard and wearing a white forensice protective suit and head torch, is standing opposite a whitewashed stone farmhouse wall and saying to someone off camera "Aye, I'll put the crowbar on whisper mode."ALT

underrated funny moment from the latest black mirror

998 notesPosted at 07:34pm, 06/25/23
from changelinq

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial

from manywinged

a little glass vial?!

a little glass vial?!

startilting:

A little glass vial!!!!

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