shineoftherainbow:

Setting: lotr au where Glorfindel got to go with the fellowship, Moria.

Gandalf, leaning heavily on his staff: it is a balrog, an evil from ancient times. Now, when I am already so tired!

Everyone else:*varying degrees of horror, fear, and confusion*

Glorfindel, furiously digging through his bag for hair ties and literally a ton of pins: Aragorn, Legolas, come give me a hand here! Hot damn, this is gonna be awesome!