Imagine talking to a hot girl on tinder who’s kinda odd and quirky but also way too pretty to be talking to you in the first place. And then she wants to meet up at an odd place to hook up and you figure alright I’m either getting laid or having my organs sold in the black market, win-win in my books, so you go meet up.
But once you get there, there’s no girl or anyone throwing a bag over your head to take you to a secondary location. Just an alien who goes “oh shit, that’s a rare one”, and snaps a few photos of you for their personal collections.
You fucking hate it when they do that. Spotting humans in the wild is all fine for a boring-ass hobby, but using fake mating calls to lure you in is just fucking cheating.
ending an argument by typing “youtube.com/watch?v=” then keymashing & hitting enter & having it miraculously link an inexplicable video of the person you’re arguing with in the beam of a flashlight wading through waist high garbage in a dark cramped stone tunnel whimpering & speaking in gibberish
how do you imagine annie's angel form to look like?
so something important to understand about angelverse, for context, is that angels aren’t actually angels in like. any conventional religious sense of the word. they’re an alien species that calls itself angels. also, they’re designed and built with a specific purpose in mind, not born.
annie, like most angels, has two forms. a more humanoid angelic form, for ceremonial purposes, and a “true” form, for combat and self defence. annie’s “true” form is a six-headed doglike beast with six-fingered limbs (you can probably sense a pattern here) and six wings. the heads are closely clustered together, meaning that when they bite and snap at people they also take chunks out of themselves in the process. this was intended as a limiting/restraining measure and symbolic reminder that violence begets violence, since annie is the angel of retribution, however it mostly just drove them mad and since annie is a black hole of self loathing and bloodlust it doesn’t really work as intended. this is her “dog-saint” form. her more humanoid form is a tower-sized figure with three heads, six arms (with six-fingered hands) and six wings, constructed of intersecting triangular and hexagonal shapes that form his skeleton, cloaked in flesh and metal but laid bare in places where regeneration failed or was prevented. each head has a “halo” of metallic exoskeleton, spiked and curved for headbutting and warding off blows to the head, and wings, one set covering the ears, one covering the eyes, and one covering the mouth. the jaws are hinged like a snake’s, and lined with rows of sharp teeth designed for biting and tearing. this form isn’t particularly suited to combat or even daily life as the three heads and bifurcated vision between two of them make it difficult for annie to focus in one direction and vulnerable to attacks from his blind spots. this is again by design, to prevent her from being too independent or capable of large scale damage (by angelic standards).
so something important to understand about angelverse, for context, is that angels aren’t actually angels in like. any conventional religious sense of the word. they’re an alien species that calls itself angels. also, they’re designed and built with a specific purpose in mind, not born.
annie, like most angels, has two forms. a more humanoid angelic form, for ceremonial purposes, and a “true” form, for combat and self defence. annie’s “true” form is a six-headed doglike beast with six-fingered limbs (you can probably sense a pattern here) and six wings. the heads are closely clustered together, meaning that when they bite and snap at people they also take chunks out of themselves in the process. this was intended as a limiting/restraining measure and symbolic reminder that violence begets violence, since annie is the angel of retribution, however it mostly just drove them mad and since annie is a black hole of self loathing and bloodlust it doesn’t really work as intended. this is her “dog-saint” form. her more humanoid form is a tower-sized figure with three heads, six arms (with six-fingered hands) and six wings, constructed of intersecting triangular and hexagonal shapes that form his skeleton, cloaked in flesh and metal but laid bare in places where regeneration failed or was prevented. each head has a “halo” of metallic exoskeleton, spiked and curved for headbutting and warding off blows to the head, and wings, one set covering the ears, one covering the eyes, and one covering the mouth. the jaws are hinged like a snake’s, and lined with rows of sharp teeth designed for biting and tearing. this form isn’t particularly suited to combat or even daily life as the three heads and bifurcated vision between two of them make it difficult for annie to focus in one direction and vulnerable to attacks from his blind spots. this is again by design, to prevent her from being too independent or capable of large scale damage (by angelic standards).